Funny adult sayings
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Ana de Armas. Age: 25. My sensual caressing body groans with desire and passion. My bosom, exuding juices of life-giving moisture, calls you to know what we often know only in our sweet fantasies.
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Astrid Berges-Frisbey. Age: 24. Burning mind and flesh, the passion that you have not yet had time to experience - the frantic temperament of the fiery goddess. Call me! and we will turn the boring northern evening into a fairy tale with a happy ending!
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If I wanted to commit suicide, I would climb up to the height of your ego and jump down to your IQ level. The tenth is humming. A bag of money can be a symbol not only of wealth, but also of tremendous inflation.